


Homer: You su-diddely-uck, Flanders!… Hear ye, hear ye! Ye olde town crier proclaimed crappy by all! Chooseth Homer Simpson, and he shalt rock thy world! Chief Wiggum: Good God, he is fabulous.

Homer: You think so? Bart: Well, yeah, Dad, you're a big fat loudmouth and you can walk when you have to. Lisa: How about town crier? You'd be great at that. Kearney: Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate. Of course, you children are too young to remember that, with the possible exception of Kearney. Every class will do its part to make our local bicentennial just as memorable as our national bicentennial. Skinner: Now, as you all know, Springfield's 200th birthday is only a week away. Krabappel: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield. Jebediah: A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man. One, where's the fife? And two, gimme the fife. Homer: Town crier I'd like to ask you a few questions.
